My cousin got hit by a truck.
He’s fine nothing broken but he has the sickest bruise ever!! Like holy shit you can see the outline of his muscles and bones on his chest?
This thing is awesome.
I told him he should get it tatted to always remember that he survived getting hit by a truck lol
"Twenty-year-old kid. 200 billion dollar company. What was dad thinking?"
This is the best omg I want this
the world has changed, and none of us can go back.
This describes my entire texting relationship with everyone
HOW ANGRY DO YOU HAVE TO BE, THOUGH